I am in love. With my bra. For those of you who may not know, the IPEX bra available at Victoria's Secret is the absolutely best bra ever. It is fantastic. I also have another witness. My twin sister and I have been trying new bras and spending a fortune on every new item in order to keep the melons lifted. And we both love this bra! It is a hefty price tag for an underclothes purchase - but it's so comfortable you can sleep in it! That is by far the best thing going on underneath my clothes lately anyway.
As far as my nether regions go, I tried a new hair removal technique which I did not love. I went to a Laser clinic to get my beaver skinned. Man, did that kill. It was probably the most painful voluntary procedure I've ever endured. And I've waxed! Sure it wasn't like childbirth - but the drugs are better for birth. Soon I will be a hairless wonder beast - jeaolus?
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Okay, I understand that they have to name bras, but why give them such a tech name? It sounds like some kind of music/gps for your breasts. Which might be helpful. Sometimes they are hard to keep track of.
As for the hairless thing, I am (once again) becoming irritated with our culture's fascination with hairlessness. My goal this summer is to be able to buy a bikini top with "boy" shorts to avoid that whole waxing problem. But the trade off is that I have to (somehow) try to achieve and maintain the flat stomach. Which is fine, now, but what about when it is full on beer at noon season? Big trouble!
Oh, a good idea, these boy shorts. We can call them the i-pants. Or perhaps the i-tush. We without the flatty could maybe call it the i-fatty.
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