Anti-running

Alas, I tried to run. I tried and tried. 730am, Saturday morning, sun shining, birds chirping, baby girl in stroller. And while I did not have a mishap like Otterbutt and her pants, I did just plain old hate it.
So today I took any excuse to not go on another run.
1) The kids are sick.
2) The kids shouldn't be out in the rain (if it rains) .
3) There is a perfectly good bottle of wine in the fridge just staring at me.
4) I haven't blogged in awhile.
5) Walking to the liquor store with both kids just seems, sad.
6) I had MESOTHERAPIE done to shrink my post-baby belly. (yes, she's almost two)

Oh, you don't know what MESOTHERAPIE is? Well, from http://www.spa-medical.com/Mesotherapy.html

Mesotherapie is a true European therapy for reducing inches or rejuvenating the skin. Originally pioneered in the 1950s by French physician Dr. Michel Pistor, is the painless injection of vitamins, minerals, medications, and amino acids placed just under the surface of the skin.

I let Dr. Beaverskinner inject me with "medications". He said, so where the lime green panties go. Why was I wearing lime green panties? He began shooting me up. I uttered "it's like harpooning a whale" and that made me laugh which made my belly shake. Quite embarassing. The next day it felt like my fat had been exploded and I swelled up like a balloon. But, several days later I do see a difference. In fact, it may motivate me to run again. Tomorrow of course.