Worked Mom

JOB DESCRIPTION

There is a lovely position available for the proper candidate. Pay is negotiable, and benefits are extraordinary.

Those without the ability to juggle upside down need not apply.

The job requirements:
Cook
Receptionist
Travel Agent
Dishwasher
Good Kisser
Better at blowjobs (or at least willing to try)
Make-up artist
Computer skills - Powerpoint, Excel, HTML code, email, Word, photoshop and filmmaker pro.
Ability to blog, IM, send email and listen to voicemail simultaneosly
Hostess
Faking orgasms is not necessary, but preferred.
Chauffeaur
Scrapbook Maker - ability to wield a gluestick is mandatory
College Degree (specializing in law) preferred
Pharmacist
Personal Assistant
Consumer Reports knowledge and Better Business Bureau license preferred
Photographer
Nurse
Alterations Specialist
Interior Decorator
Nutritionist
Counselor
Dog Groomer
Accountant
Gossip columnist
Menu Planner
Queen
Gardener
Costume Designer
Community Relations Coordinator
Teacher
Potty Trainer
Hair Stylist
Personal Shopper
Wildlife trapper
General Contractor
Pet Keeper
Duhla
Cop
Record Keeper
Realtor
Coach
Priest
C.P.A.
Whore
Social Worker
Jester
Cheerleader
No need for previous sales experience
Maid
Keeper of lions
Magician

If you feel as though you have these abilities (and more) please send your resume to any man and apply for the "wife and mother" position. Apply early, you may miss your opportunity.